I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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