I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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