the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize
