? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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