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• (301): View more from Maryland

  all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.

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• (626): View more from California

  It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..

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