He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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