I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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