She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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