Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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