did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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