lets start a swedish sibling band together
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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