Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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