i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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