I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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