How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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