gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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