She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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