K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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