Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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