so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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