Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
True college students do jello shots in the library
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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