Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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