Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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