we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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