I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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