I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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