so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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