Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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