so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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