? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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