one might say we're banned from that church
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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