I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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