I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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