Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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