I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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