I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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