just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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