If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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