People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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