After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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