what if I'm pregnant?
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my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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