Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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