I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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