Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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