youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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