my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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