Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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