Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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