im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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