wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
My underwear smells like fireworks.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
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How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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