Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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