im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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