Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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