Do you still have your period?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
we should paint friendship bongs
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